hi im kyle — dickbattles: when it’s my closest friends’...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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when it’s my closest friends’ birthdays part of me wants to write them a heartfelt essay and another just wants to send them “birth” at 12 AM on the dot and nothing else